Sunday, September 26, 2004
(Scots)man or machine?
I've just added the Scottish Golf web site to the permablogs on the left and to cheer me up after some indifferent golf this weekend. I thought I'd cheer myself and maybe give you a laugh too..
This is from their 19th hole jokes
George walks into the locker room about to play a round and meets his pal Fred, who's just finished.
'Hello mate, how did you play?' he asks.
Fred says: 'I started eight, eight, eight, eight, nine.'
'Nine?' says George, with surprise.
'Well', says Fred: 'I'm not a bloody machine.'
This is from their 19th hole jokes
George walks into the locker room about to play a round and meets his pal Fred, who's just finished.
'Hello mate, how did you play?' he asks.
Fred says: 'I started eight, eight, eight, eight, nine.'
'Nine?' says George, with surprise.
'Well', says Fred: 'I'm not a bloody machine.'
